Texas Uber Alles
Ugh. They just sit there in Canterbrussels and issue decrees, and expect it all to apply evenly across the entire continent! I don’t care if they put their silly little “winter” to bed in one day down in Ponyville— we have MORE WINTER than they do! Our snow is twenty percent colder! What do they even do on Winter Wrap Up Day in places like Dodge Junction, anyway— kick a tumbleweed from one pile of sand to the other and then die of dehydration? Give us their day too, maybe we’d have enough time to dig our snow-digging equipment out of the ice in time for Sleet Season. Ugh!
…And don’t even get me started on stupid Eurobits!

Ugh. They just sit there in Canterbrussels and issue decrees, and expect it all to apply evenly across the entire continent! I don’t care if they put their silly little “winter” to bed in one day down in Ponyville— we have MORE WINTER than they do! Our snow is twenty percent colder! What do they even do on Winter Wrap Up Day in places like Dodge Junction, anyway— kick a tumbleweed from one pile of sand to the other and then die of dehydration? Give us their day too, maybe we’d have enough time to dig our snow-digging equipment out of the ice in time for Sleet Season. Ugh!

…And don’t even get me started on stupid Eurobits!