May 2013
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could someone please buy me a texas
how many fucking tEXAS EXIST I JUST WANTED TO GET THE STATE OF TEXAS LIKE USA HOME MADE PIE AND RICH PEOPLE WITH 25 VILLAS
I THINK YOU HAVE SOME MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT THE STATE OF TEXAS ALTHOUGH THE PIE HERE IS PRETTY GREAT
THE RICH PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE VILLAS...
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(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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““Amazon Publishing will acquire all rights to your new stories, including global...”
– Pretty sure all the awesome fandom folks I know are smart enough to have realized what a steaming turd the new Amazon thing really is, but just in case you have to get into an argument over it with someone (yes, these are things I legitimately prep for) here are some clear talking points.
Also, no...
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Watch out, internet. I have an opinion!
*audible gasp*
WRONG
REASONS WHY I’M RIGHT.
ILLOGICAL REBUTTAL
INCORRECT EVIDENCE
CHECKMATE ATHETITS
CALM EXPLANATION AND DISMISSAL OF INCORRECT EVIDENCE.
CITING MORE EVIDENCE. QUESTIONING YOUR LOGIC.
OCCAM’S RAZOR
FALLACIOUS COUNTER FROM...
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if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
album art
Some people wanna watch the world burn
I wonder this every time I see some lackwit band that name...
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“I think mainstream American Superhero comics lag a little behind other...”
– From my new interview about Young Avengers over at CBR, which finds me in a pugnacious somewhat wanky mode. (via kierongillen)
Kieron Gillen is currently writing one of the best books in the Marvel U and like most of the best books coming from the Marvel U right now (Hawkeye, Captain Marvel, FF,...
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