Texas Uber Alles

pilferingapples:

aristotels:

pilferingapples:

aristotels:

pilferingapples:

aristotels:

could someone please buy me a texas

how many fucking tEXAS EXIST I JUST WANTED TO GET THE STATE OF TEXAS LIKE USA HOME MADE PIE AND RICH PEOPLE WITH 25 VILLAS

I THINK YOU HAVE SOME MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT THE STATE OF TEXAS
ALTHOUGH THE PIE HERE IS PRETTY GREAT

THE RICH PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE VILLAS THEY HAVE RANCHES

WHY WOULD THEY HAVE VILLAS
THIS IS A VERY ODD CONCEPTION OF MY HOME
also we’re mostly not rich I THINK YOU MAY HAVE BUYER’S REMORSE VERY SOON
VERY VERY SOON

…HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY WE DESIGN OUR FLAGS.

i apologize

…I don’t know if you’re sorry for presuming to buy our state

or expressing regret and sympathy over our tragic lack of graphic design skills

EITHER WAY HUZZAH OUR TRAGIC SENSE OF AESTHETICS TRIUMPHS AGAIN

YOU HAVEN TAKEN LEAVE OF YOUR MEAGER HUMAN SENSES, ANTHROPOID FEMALE

THE LONE STAR FLAG OF TEXAS IS REGARDED AS THE FINEST AND MOST ELEGANT FLAG IN ALL THE GALACTIC CLUSTER

pilferingapples:

magratheology:

Okay this is my favourite ambigram I’ve made

HOW DOES YOUR BRAIN EVEN DO THIS, THIS IS MAGIC AND WONDER AND YOU SHOULD BE GIVEN VAST SUMS OF MONEY AS A BRIBE TO KEEP YOU FROM BUILDING AN UNDERGROUND SUPERVILLAIN LAIR.

So this is how they get to be thousands of years old…

zicygomar:

Hahahahaha humans. I didn’t realize how wretched RD’s anatomy was until the costume was already in full force. Rainbow and Sweetie Belle may not be to scale.

Great Boxing Spock On Rollerskates! Functional field armor on a fighting fantasy female!

porcelain-horse-horselain:

Not a god damn thing.

I shall henceforth endeavor to work “Great Boxing Spock On Rollerskates!” into conversation whenever and wherever possible.

masssssan:

ラリティを巻く

 (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
 (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

That guy’s Henshin Belt is actually pretty understated given how audacious his Rider Form is.

bellfry:

priddyproginoskes:

ladyyatexel:

Starfleet Men in Skants (with or without pants!) A La Deep Space Nine

Three different divisions and three different skintones and three different body types! ~~i love this show so much~~

For those of you who don’t know, designs like these were seriously considered for all member of starfleet to represent an equality of gender in the 24th century. In the first season of TNG you can see a few extras wearing them, but they were quickly scrapped in favor of the starfleet full-body uniform you see today. The full body “dress” design however did carry through into the dress uniforms.

When TNG first aired, there were indeed men wearing just the dress portion of the dress uniform. I was amazed that they actually did that, and disappointed when they stopped. I know a lot of men who would happily wear dresses to work if they could get away with it. A future where men and women share a full range of respectable clothing options is a nice idea.

I shall regret forever the loss of a future world where Captain Benjamin Sisko went to work in a unikilt.